Springfield, IL., Just Gave The Key To The City To The Cobra Commander

Yeah, for real.

Well helpless residents 0f Springfield, Illinois get on your knees and beg for mercy. Your Mayor J. Michael Houston has given the key to the city to…… Cobra Commander?!?! Are you crazy man? You just handed your city over to a man who once used a device called the “Weather Dominator” to control the raw strength of Nature itself! This of course was done to promote the upcoming Joe Con, which is a  G.I. Joe collector’s convention. The convention will be held in Springfield April 9th through the 12th. If you plan on going….what out, I think Cobra is up to something!

If any fans of the old Joe cartoon remember, Springfield housed a secret Cobra base and filled the town with secret agents. They also tricked Shipwreck into thinking he was not a G.I. Joe, but an every day family man.

So as you can see you’re doomed Springfield, so go ahead and thank your Mayor. COOOOOOBRA!

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